Here is some funny and very true dumb laws in the United States....

-->If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

Mohave County: A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

Los Angeles: It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent; You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time; You may not hunt moths under a street light; It is illegal to cry on the witness stand; Toads may not be licked; It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church (Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison); Zoot suits are prohibited.

A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.

In Marshalltown horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.

It's illegal to allow someone to use stilts while working on the construction of a building.

Pittsburgh: It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car. No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.

There is/was a law on the books in Washington state that stated that a motorcar driven at night must be preceded by something like 100 yards by a man carrying a lantern.

In West Virginia, it is legal for one to take roadkill home for dinner

thats all folks!!!!!!!!!!!